Quote Of The Day

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)"

Friday, July 18, 2025

Giant @ Harold Pinter Theatre...

Last night, Stuart and I went to see Giant at the Harold Pinter Theatre (in glitzy central London, right off Leicester Square).

It's a very well staged, beautifully acted reclamation project — an attempt to wring gold from the morally dubious ore that is Roald Dahl


Let’s be clear: I’ve never liked Dahl. Not as a child, not as an adult. Even before his antisemitism was widely known about and discussed, his stories struck me as smug and mean-spirited. Now, with the context of his public bigotry, that sour note is impossible to ignore.


And yet - here we are. In this bold, slick production, the cast-iron cast turns literary lead into theatrical gold. 


The excellent John Lithgow as Dahl, the fabulous Aya Cash @maybeayacash, brilliant Elliot Levey @elliotlevey, great Rachael Stirling @rachael.stirling.77, funny Richard Hope @richardhopeuk, and super Tessa Bonham Jones @tessabonhamjones all deliver performances that transcend the source material, injecting humanity and complexity where Dahl offered only caricature in his works.


Credit to Sir Nicholas Hytner @hytner and the team at @haroldpintertheatre, who have transformed their space into a broken down domestic dystopia, both intimate and strange. It's a stylish triumph, even if the ghost of the original author looms a little too large.


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Wednesday, July 16, 2025

Feel The Sound @ BarbicanCentre…

Last week I got sonically molested (lovingly) at Feel the Sound exhibition @BarbicanCentre. 

Subwoofer benches, vibrating gourds, AI music boxes, and a techno rave in a car park. It was like a hug from your weirdest friend’s stereo. #FeelTheSound

⭐️⭐️⭐️ 









Monday, July 14, 2025

“They will in a minute…"

A little girl was in a drawing lesson. She was 6 years old and sat at the back drawing. 

She hardly ever paid attention in most classes but in this class she did.

The teacher was fascinated by her and went over and asked her, "What are you drawing?"

The girl said, "I'm drawing a picture of God."

Taken aback, the teacher said, "Ok. Ok.”

Then added, “But nobody knows what God looks like."

And the girl replied, "They will in a minute."


(Okay I’m an atheist, but I’ve always loved this story. The brilliant confidence of the young always makes me smile.)




Sunday, July 13, 2025

Justin Vivian Bond @ Soho Walthamstow…

Last night Stuart & I went to see Justin Vivian Bond’s Sex With Strangers at the iconic Soho Walthamstow.

We were absolutely riveted. Bond (@mxviv), backed by their ace five‑piece band led by musical director Matt Ray, conjured up an evening of cabaret steeped in Marianne Faithfull lore. From the smoky “Broken English” to the haunting “Ballad of Lucy Jordan,” there wasn’t a wrong note or story in sight.


The venue itself, a beautifully restored art‑deco gem on Walthamstow high street, gleamed with glitzybar lights and boasted an intimate atmosphere that transformed every anecdote - from Bond’s Dairy Queen epiphany to tales from the Faithfull archives - into electrifying theatre. 


Special mention to guitarist/singer Nath Ann Carrera and the effortlessly chic Matt Ray’s band


Big cheers to @sohotheatre for hosting such a bold and soulful night out.


⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️










Friday, July 11, 2025

Intimate Apparel @ Donmar Warehouse...

Last night Stuart and I went to the @donmarwarehouse in London's glitzy Covent Garden and found ourselves quietly unraveled by Intimate Apparel. 


Lynn Nottage’s exquisite play threads love, loneliness, and longing into every scene, all framed by corsets and dreams.


@tanyaloureynolds is luminous as Esther — her stillness says more than pages of dialogue. @pierronielmee matches her beat for beat, bringing such vulnerability to his role that the tension never lets go.


In a West End teeming with showy sparkle, Intimate Apparel wins with restraint and elegance. A masterclass in stitch and soul.


#IntimateApparel #DonmarWarehouse #LondonTheatre 








Thursday, July 10, 2025

In Pursuit Of Repetitive Beats @ Barbican Centre…

Yesterday I stepped back into the future. #InPursuitOfRepetitiveBeats

@BarbicanCentre — pure joy, nostalgia & euphoria. Thrilling VR trip back to ’89 rave culture.

Creator #DarrenEmerson, funded @EastCityFilms.

Acid house reborn for 2025. 🌀🎶 #VR #AcidHouse @d_unit77

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Wednesday, July 09, 2025

Hersh Dagmarr’s Indefinite Leave To Remain @CrazyCoqs

Andrew treated me to an afternoon (and a night) out yesterday. Dinner, drinks, and a cabaret.

The cabaret; Hersh Dagmarr’s Indefinite Leave To Remain @CrazyCoqs was a decadent, Weimar-soaked reimagining of @PetShopBoys classics - camp, cabaret, and queer nostalgia in perfect harmony, with Karen Newby’s piano brilliance sealing the deal. Andy & loved it.

@hershdagmarr #QueerCabaret

Set-list

Left To My Own Devices
Heart
I Wouldn’t Normally Do That Kind Of Thing
I’m Not Scared
So Hard
Always On My Mind
Single-Bilingual
West End Girls

Being Boring (Instrumental)

The Sodom And Gomorrah Show
An Englishman Always Takes His Time
Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots Of Money)
Did You See Me Coming? (exert)
Rent
Jealousy 
It’s A Sin
Infinite Leave To Remain

Encore
Always On My Mind

https://www.hershdagmarr.com







Tuesday, July 08, 2025

The Ministry of Lesbian Affaires @ Kiln Theatre…

With Stuart & Darce saw The Ministry of Lesbian Affairs. Chaotic queer joy - a choir rehearsal that turns into hilarious group therapy with big feelings & even bigger vocals. Loud, proud, & ridiculously fun. 🏳️‍🌈🎶 @KilnTheatre #MinistryOfLesbianAffairs #KilnTheatre #LGBTQTheatre 






Monday, July 07, 2025

Careers Advice…

Top tip: Kids, if you didn't get the grades you want and still want to get into the House Of Lords, try being the first born son of a heredity peer. 👍

Sunday, July 06, 2025

London Pride…

Well, that was fun. London Pride 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

I can’t begin to explain how happy I was yesterday. I was literally jumping for joy.


Thank you so much Jacob, Jay, all the @gaygooners Officers, and to @Arsenal for making it all happen.