David Sedaris...

Last night Stuart and I went to see David Sedaris at the Cadogan Hall in London's glitzy Sloane Square.

There was the usual mix of musings from the masterful man of letters followed by a Q&A.

Topics under discussion were weird Japanese clothing shops, familiar bonding, politics, litter collection, book-signings and gay marriage. We were also treated to readings from his diary and jokes. Lots of jokes.

Here are two of my favourites

A woman goes to see her gynaecologist.
Doctor: Madam, you have a large vagina. Madam, you have a large vagina.
Woman: OK, OK, no need to repeat yourself.
Doctor: I didn't.

Two women in a restaurant.
First woman: How's it going with your boyfriend?
Second woman: He's afraid of the C word.
First woman: Cunt?
(shocked pause)
Second woman: Commitment!