34 years after I first heard (and loved) this song http://youtu.be/f5-9N0DEfmM and sitting in a restaurant all by myself on a business trip I have finally got to utter these words to my waiter.. "Soup for one".
He reply knowingly, "Chic, right?" I said "why, thank you!"
I smiled radiantly, he did not.
Wait until he hears my order for milk, milk, lemonade...!