RIP Gore Vidal last month. A few quotes of his I love...
"When anyone says to me, 'Can you keep a secret?' I say, 'Why should I, if you can't?'"
"I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults."
"There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise."
"The secret to a happy life. Never pass up a chance to have sex or appear on television."