The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe...
A bunch of us went to see The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe last night. Oh dear. I shall struggle to say anything good about this utter pile of pooh.
Perhaps I can say this (regular readers will know I'm a fan of the four word film review site):
Even wardrobe was wooden.
Aslan looked like bagpuss.
Dawn French's beaver sags.
CGI Lion, DIY plot.
Or as Dennis Pennis might have said: "It's the biggest film in Hollywood. 11 words."
oh it wasn't that bad
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