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Friday, July 31, 2026

Cleansed @ Almeida Theatre…

Theatre can transport you. Sometimes to ancient Rome. Sometimes to 19th century Paris. Sometimes to… an industrial strength nightmare.


Cleansed at @almeida_theatre begins almost deceptively. Two gay men in what appears to be some kind of institution declare their love for each other. It’s tender, romantic and genuinely moving. Sarah Kane said the play is about love. Stuart and I settled in expecting an intense but emotional evening.


Then the wheels came off. Spectacularly.


Enter Tinker, a sadistic “doctor” who spends the next 95 minutes making everyone else’s life unimaginably horrific.


One man has his tongue cut out and forced back into his mouth, both hands amputated, both feet amputated, is repeatedly sexually assaulted with a pole, and later castrated. His boyfriend gets off comparatively lightly by having his throat slit.


Elsewhere there are murders, suicides, savage beatings, rape, forced feeding, drugging, prolonged nudity, humiliation, torture and a character undergoing forced gender reassignment. By this point, Greek tragedy and Shakespeare’s bloodiest moments are quietly wondering if things have perhaps gone a bit too far.


The play caused outrage when it premiered at the Royal Court in 1998. Actor Stuart McQuarrie, who originated Tinker, recalled audiences regularly booing, with one audience member shouting, “What’s it all about?” at the curtain call. Nearly three decades later, it still has the power to provoke exactly that reaction.


The warning signs were literally there. The Almeida’s trigger notice lists prolonged nudity, torture, mutilation, murder, sex, incest, sexual violence, forced eating, suicide, drug abuse, gender reassignment surgery, homophobic and misogynistic language, blood, flashing lights, loud bangs and gunshots. In hindsight, perhaps we should have taken the hint.


Did we enjoy it? No.

Was that Sarah Kane’s intention? Quite possibly.

Is it brilliantly staged and fearlessly performed? Absolutely.

Will I ever forget it? Not a chance.


⭐️


@almeida_theatre #Cleansed #SarahKane #AlmeidaTheatre








 

Thursday, July 30, 2026

Beetlejuice @ Prince Edward Theatre…

Last night Marcus and I went to see Beetlejuice at Prince Edward Theatre in London’s glitzy Old Compton Street.


Fresh from Broadway and toying only slightly with Tim Burton’s film plot, our story starts with a  funeral, giving green-haired David Fynn - playing the titular Beetlejuice (terrific) - the chance to make it fourth-wall-breakingly clear that Death is the butt of today’s tomfoolery. 


Fynn simply tears through the lead role; singing, dancing, and making near-the-knuckle topical jokes. He lays into the audience as well as other West End productions, notably Paddington.  


He has a touch of The Rocky Horror Show’s Frank-N-Furter about him; a glamorously made-up boundary-overstepping pervert who is polysexual, roguish, and slightly menacing. 


Indeed, other performers channel Rocky Horror Show’s characterisations too as the action sees Brad and Janet clones Adam and Barbara Maitland (David Hunter and Chelsea Halfpenny, both excellent) discover they are newly deceased. 


Beetlejuice to the rescue. Or is he? He has a devious plan of his own.


The Book of Mormon style humour is terrific and the show is a visual feast packed with glorious effects. The jokes come thick and fast, there’s on-stage magic, some giant hands, a giant worm, and a trip to Hell and back.  


Sadly, the songs are rather forgettable though. 


That said, excelling in her solos and giving the show its beating undead heart, Hannah Nordberg brings drop-dead energy to adolescent Lydia Deetz. There’s also lots of fun to be had with Aimie Atkinson’s lifestyle coach; wound tighter than her top knot.


Both Marcus and I had a fun night and were pleasantly surprised that we both enjoyed ourselves as much as we did. It easily passed the six laugh test. Which I guess officially makes it a comedy! 


I’m not sure if I would spring for top price tickets, but as the show should be running until Spring 2027 I’m sure there will be ample opportunity to grab some cheap midweek ones. 


And I think you’ll find it a fun night out. 


⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


@BeetlejuiceWE @DMTWestEnd 

#Beetlejuice #PrinceEdwardTheatre








Wednesday, July 29, 2026

Happy Birthday Paul…

Happy Birthday to my bestie. Paul has been in my life a long time. And he knows me (only too) well! 

I’m so lucky to have him on life’s journey with me. 

 🥳 🎉🎂🎁🎈🎊😘








Tuesday, July 28, 2026

1933 - 1945…

Reform UK’s principal office is located at Millbank Tower, 21–24 Millbank, London, SW1P 4QP.

Their opening hours on Google Maps are quite the take-down. 🤣



The Misanthrope @Lyttelton Theatre…

Last Friday night Stuart and I went to see The Misanthrope at the Lyttelton Theatre on London’s glitzy South Bank.

Martin Crimp gives Molière a sharp modern cancel culture makeover. Sandra Oh @iamsandraohinsta leads with bite, but the whole thing becomes a little monotonous. Clever, okay, but to be admired more than loved.

⭐⭐⭐


#TheMisanthrope #NationalTheatre @national_theatre






Monday, July 27, 2026

Trinity Reunion (2026 version)…

Thank you so much for hosting today Sarah and Steve. Fabulous food, fabulous drink, and fabulous company!













Saturday, July 25, 2026

Billy Budd @Glyndebourne…

Yesterday afternoon Stuart and I went to see Billy Budd at glitzy Glyndebourne just outside Lewes in East Sussex.

Benjamin Britten’s opera, based on Herman Melville’s novella, is a gripping tale of innocence destroyed by malice aboard a Royal Navy warship. Thomas Mole is an affecting Billy, Allan Clayton brings aching humanity to Captain Vere and Sam Carl is a chilling Claggart. We liked it, even if Britten’s score occasionally drifted into the monotonous. 

We love Glyndebourne, that gloriously posh English country house with its six hundred year history and beautiful opera house, remains one of Britain’s great days out.

⭐️⭐️⭐️


#BillyBudd #Opera #Glyndebourne #BenjaminBritten























Thursday, July 23, 2026

Myrtle…

I went to see my mum for lunch the other day. We had a lovely catch-up talking about her childhood, her own mum (who I didn’t really know as she died just after I was born), and our own lives. I like my mum. ☺️