The day of the party arrives (the people)...
I've invited lots of people. 147 in total. Too many really as the fire limit of the place is only 110. Oh well. Maybe no one will turn up anyway...
As I'm a completely anal human being I've broken down the people invited by arbitary definition i.e.
Gay 110 Straight 37
Man 124 Woman 23
Friend 135 Family 12
So that means the average guest is 75% gay and 25% straight, 84% male and 16% female and only 92% of a friend. Huh, so all my guests are bisexual, hermaphrodite who aren't the 100% friends they claim to be, eh? :)