'What Am I?' competition winner is Tom. He was the first to guess that the item shown is a sugar stick for stirring in coffee or tea. The longer you stir, the sweeter is gets. Tom is now officially classified as 'posh' not 'impish'. Oh, and cute. Tom gets a drink when I see him next.
'One of these is false' competition winner is Kit. Being my best friend he knows me best, of course. The false claim was to be able to juggle and unicycle at the same time. Kit gets a drink and a Blankety-Blank chequebook and pen.
Well done, guys.